Текст песне : Eleventyseven. Evil Genius.

Out in the hallway,
I say "Hello, the dance is this Friday, do you wanna go?"
"Probably not," she promptly replied, "But kudos for asking, your such a nice guy."
Yeah, I should've known, I'd end up at home, watching my Star Wars box trilogy.
But here is the truth,
If she only knew, that I've got a secret she'd never believe.

Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius,
With a side-kick dog named Grover Cleveland.
And she'll never know,
That we can take over the world,
With cyborg robot squirrels
With cyborg robot squirrels

Down in the basement, I wish she could see,
The monkeys I've altered genetically,
And all of my plans to make a home on the moon,
Its not quite completed, but its coming soon.
When I fall asleep all I do is dream of candle-lit dates in the laboratory.
And when I'm awake its hard to concentrate,
On the assembly of my robot army.

Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius,
With a side-kick dog named Grover Cleveland.
And she'll never know,
That we can take over the world,
With cyborg robot squirrels
With cyborg robot squirrel

I worked up the nerve to go to the dance,
There's no reason I couldn't give it a chance,
I walked through the door and what should I see,
But it was Kelly staring back at me.

And she said,
"I always wanted to be a lab professor,
With a bottlednosed dolphin I could name Sylvester,
If that's the kind of thing your into I'm your girl."

'Cause I've been looking for an evil genius,
With a side-kick dog named Grover Cleveland,
And now that I found you,
We can take over the world,
With Cyborg Robot squirrels.
Cyborg Robot Squirrels!