Текст песне : Monty Python. Two Legs.

Intro: AND NOW MR. TERRY GILLIAM
WILL SING FOR YOU "I'VE GOT
TWO LEGS"
I've got two legs from my hips to the ground
And when I move them they walk around
And when I lift them they the stairs

And when I shave them they ain't got hairs
I've go
t two...