Текст песне : Screeching Weasel. Bark Like A Dog. Cool Kids.

there's a real cool club on the other side of town
where the real cool kids go to sit around and talk bad,
about the other kids
yea it's a real cool club and you're not part of it there's millie,
pickles and pattycakes too and cubby's making mean jokes about you,
ha ha, ya little twit
yeah it's a real cool club and you're not part of it

they're a real cool bunch of die fledermausketeers
and they'll laugh at the toughskin your mom got you from sears you dork
they'll never let you in
cause it's a real cool club and you're not part of it

you're fat and ugly and an imbecile too,
and that's why they draw funny pictures of you and talk bad about all the kids
cause it's a real cool club and you're not a part of it
yeah it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it
yeah it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
yeah it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it