Текст песне : The Book of Mormon Musical. Two By Two.

Do you have any idea where they're sending you, Elder Price?

Well, of course we don't really have final say over where we get sent but, I have been praying to be sent to my favorite place in the whole world.

Well, if you prayed for a location, I'm sure Heavenly Father will make it happen. You're like the smartest, best, most deserving elder the center's ever seen.

Aw, c'mon, you guys.

The most important time of a Mormon kid's life is his mission
A chance to go out and help heal the world, that's my mission
Soon I'll be off in a different place
Helping the whole human race
I know my mission will be something incredible

Elders, form a line and step forward when your name is called. Elder Young.

Yes, sir.

Your mission brother will be... Elder Grant.

That's me. Hey, brother!

And your mission location is... Norway.

Oh wow, Norway: land of gnomes and trolls!

Two by two
We're marching door to door
'cause God loves Mormons
And he wants some more

A two-year mission
Is our sacrifice
We are the Army of the Church of Jesus Christ
of Latter-Day Saints

Two by two
And today we'll know
Who will make the journey
When and where we'll go

We're fighting for a cause
But we're really, really nice
We are the Army of the Church of Jesus Christ
of Latter-Day Saints

Elder White and Elder Smith.

Oh, I knew we'd get paired together.

Your location will be... France.

France! Land of pastries and turtlenecks!

Two by two
I guess it's you and me
We're off to reach across land and sea

Satan has ahold of France
We need to knock him off his perch
We are the Soldiers of the Army of the Church
of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

Elder Cross and Elder Green, you will be serving in Japan.

Oh, Japan!

Land of soy sauce!

And Mothra!

Elder Harris and Elder Brown...

Heavenly Father
Where will I go on my mission?
Will it be China
Or Old Mexico on my mission?

It could be San Fran by the bay
Australia where they say, "g'day"
But I pray I'm sent to my favorite place

Orlando
I love you, Orlando
Sea World
and Disney
and Putt-Putt Golfing

Elder Price.

Yes, sir.

Your brother will be... Elder Cunningham.

That's me! That's me! Hello!

Oh, hi.

And your mission location is... Uganda.

Uganda.

Uganda... cool... where is that?

Africa.

Oh boy, like Lion King!

Two by two
And now it's time to go
Our paths have been revealed so let's start the show

Our shirts are clean and pressed
And our haircuts are precise
We are the Army of the Church
We are the Army of the Church
We are the Army of the Church of Jesus
Christ

Two by two
We march for victory
Armed with the greatest book in history

We'll convert everyone
All across the planet Earth
That is the beauty of
The essence of
The purpose of
The mission of
The soldiers of the Army of the Church of Jesus Christ
of Latter-Day Saints