South Park - Kyles Mom Is A Bitch Chords

SOUTH PARK - Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch
by Eric Cartman
 
G
Weeelllll
C
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
                               G
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
 
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
                         C
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
 
e|--3---3----3---3-5-3--|
B|----5---5----5--------|
G|----------------------|
D|----------------------|
A|----------------------|
E|----------------------|
 
C#
On Monday she's a bitch
 
On Tuesday she's a bitch
                           G#
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
 
Then on Sunday just to be different,
                              C#
She's u super king kamehameha bitch
 
D
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
                               A
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
 
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
                                    D
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
D
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
               G                     D
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
          A            D
And she's such a dirty bitch.
 
Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...
 
(Chords: D#,A#,G#)
 
E
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
                               B
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
 
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
                                    E
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
E
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
               A                     E
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
          B            E
And she's such a dirty bitch;
                                                         ring
e|-----------------------------------------------------8-7--|
B|----------7---9---10------------------8-10-11-10-8--------|
G|--6-6/5/4--------------8--9--11---9-9--------------9------|
D|------------9---9----9---9--9----9------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------|
 
I really mean it,
Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa
 
Guide:
 
In 1st strophe C should be like this (335553) and G like this (355433) and C# and G#
in 2nd strophe just slide down neck and so till end.
 
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