5000 Ways To Die Chords

by Nerf Herder
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Difficulty: intermediate
Tuning: E A D G B E
Key: D
Capo: no capo
Author roystonwmyers [a] 75. Last edit on 28 days ago

Chords

D
A
B
G
Bm
F#

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[Intro]
D A B A
G A G D
 
[Verse 1]
 
              D    A       Bm G
There must be 5000 ways to die
    D                 A               Bm G
And each one ends the same way if you try
     D                  A                Bm              G
Your friends all stand around while they dump you in the ground
        D          A                  G       D       G       A
And the people who loved you will ask why, oh why, oh why, oh why
 
[Verse 2]
        D           A         B   G
And the bastard you hated the most
     D            A          B    G
Will stand up and give you a toast
            D                 A       B                   G
He'll say, "We were such good friends especially near the end"
           D            A             G     D       G    A
Then he'll feel up your girlfriend in front of your ghost
 
[Chorus 1]
   Bm                  G
So get in your car and drive real fast
D                      A
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
B                  G
Take a bath with a clock radio
D                A
Vodka and Valium overdose
F#            G
Have you ever tried?
G              A           D
There must be 5000 ways to die
 
[Instrumental]
A B G
D A G D
 
[Verse 3]
D             A       Bm G
And if you're very lucky
                D              A             B    G
You'll get your picture in the paper on page three
   D               A            Bm                    G
25 words will summarize how you spent your whole damn life
D               A              G        D       G     A
One day on that page, next day into the hamster cage, cage
 
[Chorus 2]
   Bm                  G
So get in your car and drive real fast
D                      A
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
Bm                 G
Take a bath with a clock radio
D                A
Vodka and Valium overdose
Bm             G            D              A
All the glamor can be yours with a loaded .44
F#            G
Have you ever tried?
G              A           D
There must be 5000 ways to die
 
[Outro]
A Bm G D A G D
Bm D G A G D
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5000 Ways To Die – Nerf Herder
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