5000 Ways To Die Chords
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Difficulty: | intermediate |
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Tuning: | E A D G B E |
Key: | D |
Capo: | no capo |
Author roystonwmyers [a] 75. Last edit on 28 days ago
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[Intro]
D A B A
G A G D
[Verse 1]
D A Bm G
There must be 5000 ways to die
D A Bm G
And each one ends the same way if you try
D A Bm G
Your friends all stand around while they dump you in the ground
D A G D G A
And the people who loved you will ask why, oh why, oh why, oh why
[Verse 2]
D A B G
And the bastard you hated the most
D A B G
Will stand up and give you a toast
D A B G
He'll say, "We were such good friends especially near the end"
D A G D G A
Then he'll feel up your girlfriend in front of your ghost
[Chorus 1]
Bm G
So get in your car and drive real fast
D A
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
B G
Take a bath with a clock radio
D A
Vodka and Valium overdose
F# G
Have you ever tried?
G A D
There must be 5000 ways to die
[Instrumental]
A B G
D A G D
[Verse 3]
D A Bm G
And if you're very lucky
D A B G
You'll get your picture in the paper on page three
D A Bm G
25 words will summarize how you spent your whole damn life
D A G D G A
One day on that page, next day into the hamster cage, cage
[Chorus 2]
Bm G
So get in your car and drive real fast
D A
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
Bm G
Take a bath with a clock radio
D A
Vodka and Valium overdose
Bm G D A
All the glamor can be yours with a loaded .44
F# G
Have you ever tried?
G A D
There must be 5000 ways to die
[Outro]
A Bm G D A G D
Bm D G A G D
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5000 Ways To Die – Nerf Herder
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