Who?s that girl that?s always first to raise her hand? - I know who! Her name?s Hermione and, boy, she makes me mad - Ugh, me too! That girl is ugly,
Everyone says that Slytherin house is the worst place to be (Why?) Just because the dungeons are so cold (The dungeons are so cold) And because we have
It was time for Quidditch Practice Slytherin was on the pitch But then the Weasley raised his wand (What happened?) Draco forgot about the Snitch (Are
[INTRO] *Sigh* Professor Lupin La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Professor Lupin La-la-la [CHORUS] I want to tell you about A little secret Professor Lupin I
House-elves are fun to kick around House-elves are fun to kick around House-elves are fun to kick around House-elves are fun to kick around Every noble
In Gryffindor they drill you on your courage and your might Before they let you in, they want to know if you can fight And Ravenclaw will quiz you to
[VERSE 1] Oh, Dumbledore, he?s gone now And school will not be the same Our world?s turned upside-down now ?Cause our Headmaster has been slain Oh, Dumbledore
[VERSE 1] I don?t care about baseball And soccer makes me snore I find golf to be dreary And football is a bore I?d rather go do girl things ?Cause
The Parselmouths Say Hello Say Hello The Parselmouths The Parselmouths The Parselmouths Say Hello Say Hello
Let?s shut down SPEW Hermione doesn?t have a clue Let?s shut down SPEW Hermione doesn?t have a clue Maybe mudbloods wash their own clothes And maybe
was silly That stuff is child?s play Chocolate cauldrons, don?t waste my time We?re gonna do this the dark wizards? way The ingredients will be tricky But a Parselmouth
At our wizard school They require certain classes Like Potions, History, and Divination, too I guess they?re all important We go to school for learning
Speak to me, Slytherin, greatest of the Hogwarts four Kill him, Basilisk, see him crawling on the floor The Chamber of Secrets reopened by the Heir Unleash
