: Em, what's goin' on...It's Paul...ahhm...Dre gave me a copy of the new album...and...I just...sigh...Fuck it.
Eminem: Wh- Steve: This album is less than nothing. I can't sell this fucking record. Eminem: Wha- Steve: Do you know what's happening to me out there? Eminem
on acid Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO! Just criminal intent to sodomize women again Eminem offend? NO! Eminem
: CHORUS 4X: That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm Back) I'm Back, (I'm Back) I'm Back [Verse 1] I murder a rhyme one word at a time You never, heard
he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said... Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Eminem "{*Eminem's vocal
cannot touch us I'm gettin' wires niggas wantin' me dead One in my head, you think it could be somethin' I said? (Eminem) Remember me? ("I just don't
Ken Kaniff]Kenneth Kaniff, from Connecticut. Automated piece of shit. [Eminem]Yo. [Ken Kaniff]Hey there, cock boy. [Eminem]Who's this? [Ken Kaniff]This is Ken Kaniff. [Eminem
what? I ain't coming in yet... I'll come in a minute [Em] Aiyyo; this is my love song, it goes like this [Eminem] Back when Mark Walhberg was Marky
: [Eminem] Whatever.. Dre, just let it run Aiyyo turn the beat up a little bit Aiyyo.. this song is for anyone.. fuck it Just shut up and listen, aiyyo
-dum.. dum Dahh-dum, dahh-dum, duh-da-da-da-da (kill kill kill) Dahh-dum, dahh-dum.. dum Dahh-dum, dahh-dum, dumm.. (kill kill kill) Chorus: Eminem
owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of here Chorus One: Eminem You see I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers
: [Eminem] *talkin' gibberish* Translation So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit Cuz I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick Two pills
nobody this time [Em] Awwright... god damn, fuck... (whistling) how you doin'? [Teller] HI, how can I help you? [Eminem] Yeah I need to make a withdrawl [Teller] Okay [Eminem
Baby you're so precious Daddy's so proud of you Sit down bitch If you move again I'll beat the shit out of you [Eminem](Eminem as Kim) (Okay) Don't
Motherfucker comes out I never knew I.. and sells a couple of million records I never knew I.. And these motherfuckers hit the ceiling I never knew I.. [Eminem
SHUT UP!) Mr. Shady will be your new substitute while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!) Good luck Mr. Shady [Eminem] Hi there little
bang! Damn baby girl what's your name? I forgot - what'd you say it was? Damn a nigga buzzed Hangin in the club, with my nephew Eminem (Whassup Slim?)
Service Announcement on the Slim Shady LP): Announcer: This is ANOTHER public service announcement brought to you in part by Slim Shady. Eminem: (whispered
