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Midler Bette Gypsy

I pretend I'm at home getting dressed for a date I take a comb, comb my hair Take a flower, smell it and put it in my lapel And I spot the audience Once

Extra, extra, hey, look at the headline Historical news is being made Extra, extra, they're drawing a red line Around the biggest scoop of the decade

If Momma was married, we'd live in a house As private as private can be Just Momma, three ducks, five canaries, a mouse Two monkeys, one father, six turtles

Let me entertain you Let me make you smile Let me do a few tricks Some old and then some new tricks I'm very versatile And if you're real good I'll

Have an egg roll, Mr. Goldstone Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair Have a spare rib, Mr. Goldstone Any spare that I can spare, I'll be glad

Funny, you're a stranger who's come here Come from another town Funny, I'm a stranger myself here Small world, isn't it? Funny, you're a man who goes

Wherever we go, whatever we do We're gonna go through it together We may not go far, but sure as a star Wherever we are, it's together Wherever I go,

You'll never get away from me You can climb the tallest tree, I'll be there somehow True, you could say, "Hey, here's your hat" But a little thing like