?re not a girl and you don?t belong here I don?t understand you, stop speaking in tongues Saw a pair of yellow eyes And now I?m Moaning Myrtle and I live
I was sitting in my stall Like any other day Crying over everything And then to my dismay I was feeling better then My toilet flushed me down again
Granger, you?re a snotface You think you?re such a smartie You were talking smack about me At the Deathday party It was bad enough That I didn?t get
I decorate my stall each year In hopes that Santa will appear But he won?t take a trip Up my toilet, oh no. I know that Santa will explore In Hufflepuff
with bubbles Myrtle likes to play Death is way more fun with bubbles When they melt away Prefects are freakin hot in any season You know they call me Moaning Myrtle
(Opening page of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer?s Stone) Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly
I don?t mean to be rude but sometimes I must stare Only wish I could knot my fingers in your hair If I tried to kiss you, your lips would go through
s my Deathly Hallows Pitch Me and Harry become a team The Hogwarts kids will scream Chorus Let Myrtle save the day, JK Let Myrtle save the day Let Myrtle save the day, JK Let Myrtle
re not a girl and you don?t belong here I don?t understand you, stop speaking in tongues Saw a pair of yellow eyes And now I?m Moaning Myrtle and I live
Voldemort gave you quite a job Now it is causing you to sob Tossing and turning, it?s no use He wouldn?t even let you choose Chorus Draco why Please
with bubbles Myrtle likes to play Death is way more fun with bubbles When they melt away Prefects are freakin? hot in any season You know they call me Moaning Myrtle
Baron?s always giving me a hassle I don?t want to live alone forever, you see, So Harry, if you die, will you please? Will you go out with me? Harry and Myrtle
