Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, david spade, tim meadows, tim herlihy, and robert smigel [moving train] "next stop! coopersville!"
, baby, baby, I wanna stuff all that cabbage you got I'm your food innuendo guy, food innuendo guy Oh yeah Oooooooh yeah Oh baby, baby, baby, you
their breasts and buttocks while I play with myself." "Number three - while showering, none of the girls will be allowed to snicker or laugh at the
what did I do To make you all so mad They said you got flabby arms And your breath is bad Then the green beans said You better run and hide But
gonna hang up!" [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: "I'm warning you!" [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: "Hullo!" [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: "Whoever this is, I'm gonna hang up!" [
they're all gonna laugh at you!" Brad: "oh mom..." Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" F1: "don't wory brad."
me baby Can't you see I need you so Hold me close against your skin I'm about to begin Lovin' you Spit on your hand and stroke my cock At a medium
guy] Richie: "Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samantha's my girl! You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never born
." M2: [Laughing] "Everything's hilarious." Joe: [Laughing] "That's funny man. Look at that guy." M2: [Laughing] "That's funny man." Joe: [Laughing] "Look at that guy's hat man." M2: [Laughing
by adam sandler, rob schneider, tim herlihy, and steve koren Russel: [shouting] "come on robert! pitch it in there, baby! we're behind you here
Bryan?" "Good morning, Lisa." "Good to see ya, Tommy!" "Hey, good morning, Cyle! Nice new backpack!" "Watch your step now, Joseph." "Uhh, young man. Can I help you
"THE THANKSGIVING SONG" / Adam Sandler Transcribed by Noah Rollins, or noah@grove.ufl.edu Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey 'Cause
, mop All day long Mop, mop, mop While I sing this song [Sound of someone walking towards him] Gonna wax the floor Gonna make it shine Gonna take
"And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher." [Lecturing] [Writing on chalk board] "Juan es muy guapo." [Door opens, walking towards
closed. so, if you wouldn't mind,.. sir, what are you doing? " "hey! get off of me!" [beating sounds] "you're breaking the beakers
ll be out in a minute!" [....dribbling...] "oh..oh my" [Stops] "oh...Oh thank God" [Zips up pants] [Pisses in pants] "Awwww MAN!" [People laughing] -"Hey man, you
game tonight! And we're gonna win 'cause we're the -" Guy in crowd: "Sit down!" Cheerleader: "You guys are assholes!" [Whining] "You think this is easy
month. I had to shit all fucking day!" Dean: "Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a pleasurable experience. So have you given any